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People don’t like being preached at.

Stephen Green of the religious pressure group Christian Voice, in response to the British Humanist Association’s Atheist Bus Campaign

The Grand Tour

Overheard at the cigarette counter in Sainsbury’s:

Yeah, I went to Rome. Saw the Pope. Where’s he live? Vatican innit? And I went to that Trevi fountain. Bag of shite.