Mission Statement

Error Gorilla is commited to delivering the very best standard of care to his readers during their stay here. At all times he will endeavour to ensure his valued customers have an enjoyable experience and leave without suffering increased levels of stress, raised blood pressure and sheer unadulterated bitter frustration. Therefore, with immediate effect, he has taken the precaution of banning David Duff from commenting on this blog. Although the chances of an outbreak of Duff are slim, readers are assured that should this breathtakingly ignorant, malicious and reactionary old cretin wheel out his wheezing attempts at humourous persiflage and precise social commentary, they will be deleted on sight.